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Look at me and tell me what you'd rather see.

where did I put that thing I was carrying?

Created on 2004-08-22 11:59:55 (#4280274), last updated 2006-01-18

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Name:jonathan
Birthdate:1979-09-23
Location:Kansas City, Missouri, United States
Bio
*I am a musician.

*I hate people who say "I am a musician."

*I used to be a high school choir teacher.

*As a general rule, I dislike teachers.

*I urinate quite often.

*Sometimes sunlight makes me sneeze. This is confusing.

*From the time I was 12, I knew exactly what I wanted to do with my life.

*Now I have no idea.

*2 years ago, I left teaching to move to Chicago with no goals or direction.

*I plan on going back to school to get a master's degree in music theory.

*Then I will have 2 useless degrees, one slightly higher than the other.

*I work in a museum.

*I eat corn almost every day for lunch.

*I don't particularly like corn.

*I am short.

*I absolutely loathe talking on the phone.

*Kittens will always make me happy. Always.

*I used to used to used to used to.

*I have a very large tongue.

*I am a clean freak... approximately twice a year.

*Almost everything I like is a guilty pleasure.

*Febreze is my detergent of choice.

*I hate fish, but love sushi.

*I have never seen nor read Gone With the Wind.

*Sometimes I go to the shore of Lake Michigan and sing in the middle of the night.

*I used to get beaten up a lot in high school.

*I used to play the 'cello and the double bass. I was very good. I am still very good. For a seventh grader.

*I have come to the conclusion that no one in the world really knows what they're doing; everything is the result of trial and error. This is a surprisingly comforting thought.

*I adore pithy quotes.

*I adore the word pithy.

*I am often confused for a homosexual, which is OK with me.

*I used to be in a rock band called Little Rachel's Puppet Show, which is the coolest band name ever.

*I drink lots and lots of coffee and I will never never stop.

*I don't talk much.

*I was once in an opera about football. I swear to god.

*I like to listen to other people's conversations and chuckle at how stupid they are. Then I realize that I'm chuckling all alone.

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*I like to pretend that I have interesting things to say.



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