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Look at me and tell me what you'd rather see.
where did I put that thing I was carrying?
Created on 2004-08-22 11:59:55 (#4280274), last updated 2006-01-18
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| Name: | jonathan |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1979-09-23 |
| Location: | Kansas City, Missouri, United States |
*I am a musician.
*I hate people who say "I am a musician."
*I used to be a high school choir teacher.
*As a general rule, I dislike teachers.
*I urinate quite often.
*Sometimes sunlight makes me sneeze. This is confusing.
*From the time I was 12, I knew exactly what I wanted to do with my life.
*Now I have no idea.
*2 years ago, I left teaching to move to Chicago with no goals or direction.
*I plan on going back to school to get a master's degree in music theory.
*Then I will have 2 useless degrees, one slightly higher than the other.
*I work in a museum.
*I eat corn almost every day for lunch.
*I don't particularly like corn.
*I am short.
*I absolutely loathe talking on the phone.
*Kittens will always make me happy. Always.
*I used to used to used to used to.
*I have a very large tongue.
*I am a clean freak... approximately twice a year.
*Almost everything I like is a guilty pleasure.
*Febreze is my detergent of choice.
*I hate fish, but love sushi.
*I have never seen nor read Gone With the Wind.
*Sometimes I go to the shore of Lake Michigan and sing in the middle of the night.
*I used to get beaten up a lot in high school.
*I used to play the 'cello and the double bass. I was very good. I am still very good. For a seventh grader.
*I have come to the conclusion that no one in the world really knows what they're doing; everything is the result of trial and error. This is a surprisingly comforting thought.
*I adore pithy quotes.
*I adore the word pithy.
*I am often confused for a homosexual, which is OK with me.
*I used to be in a rock band called Little Rachel's Puppet Show, which is the coolest band name ever.
*I drink lots and lots of coffee and I will never never stop.
*I don't talk much.
*I was once in an opera about football. I swear to god.
*I like to listen to other people's conversations and chuckle at how stupid they are. Then I realize that I'm chuckling all alone.
*..................
*I like to pretend that I have interesting things to say.
Current Terror Alert Level:
*I hate people who say "I am a musician."
*I used to be a high school choir teacher.
*As a general rule, I dislike teachers.
*I urinate quite often.
*Sometimes sunlight makes me sneeze. This is confusing.
*From the time I was 12, I knew exactly what I wanted to do with my life.
*Now I have no idea.
*2 years ago, I left teaching to move to Chicago with no goals or direction.
*I plan on going back to school to get a master's degree in music theory.
*Then I will have 2 useless degrees, one slightly higher than the other.
*I work in a museum.
*I eat corn almost every day for lunch.
*I don't particularly like corn.
*I am short.
*I absolutely loathe talking on the phone.
*Kittens will always make me happy. Always.
*I used to used to used to used to.
*I have a very large tongue.
*I am a clean freak... approximately twice a year.
*Almost everything I like is a guilty pleasure.
*Febreze is my detergent of choice.
*I hate fish, but love sushi.
*I have never seen nor read Gone With the Wind.
*Sometimes I go to the shore of Lake Michigan and sing in the middle of the night.
*I used to get beaten up a lot in high school.
*I used to play the 'cello and the double bass. I was very good. I am still very good. For a seventh grader.
*I have come to the conclusion that no one in the world really knows what they're doing; everything is the result of trial and error. This is a surprisingly comforting thought.
*I adore pithy quotes.
*I adore the word pithy.
*I am often confused for a homosexual, which is OK with me.
*I used to be in a rock band called Little Rachel's Puppet Show, which is the coolest band name ever.
*I drink lots and lots of coffee and I will never never stop.
*I don't talk much.
*I was once in an opera about football. I swear to god.
*I like to listen to other people's conversations and chuckle at how stupid they are. Then I realize that I'm chuckling all alone.
*..................
*I like to pretend that I have interesting things to say.
Current Terror Alert Level:
Interests (112):
80s movies, abbie hoffman, alban berg, allen ginsberg, alternate notation, arrogance, arvo part, avocados, backpacking, ballet, bass, being fat, bill ayers, black jelly beans, bob dylan, body modification, books, butterscotch, canned pineapple, catch-22, cats, cello, chicago, chlorine smell, choir, club lago, cobalt blue, coffee, common sense, corduroy, dan bern, david sedaris, dollar stores, doublebass, douglas coupland, drinking songs, electric bass, fall, febreze, fireflies, gavin bryars, getting lost, gino's east, grammar, grapefruit, grapefruit juice, graphic notation, guinness, holly cole, italy, john butler train, kittens, kitties, lake michigan, lawrence ferlinghetti, legumes, liberalism, luciano berio, maps, mark rudd, mcgriddles, messaien, mid-20th century american counter-culture, milhaud, mix cds, morton feldman, mountain goats, music, music theory, musicals, musicians, myself, nerdiness, office space, office supplies, olives, opera, outdoor concerts, phil ochs, pie, piercings, pixies, pocketwatches, proving you wrong, red wine, refuting common misconceptions, revolution, sensations, singing, sleeping, socialism, steve reich, steven jesse bernstein, stockhausen, subtitles, sushi, syntax, the beats, the blue line, the brown line, the sixties, the titanic, throat singers, trivial pursuit, tuvan throat singers, used cds, vows of silence, weather underground, white rice, william s. burroughs, winter, zen
Schools:
Central High School - St. Joseph, MO (1993 - 1997)Missouri Western State University - St. Joseph, MO (1997 - 2002)
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